Recipe 1: Chickato noodles.

Chickato noodles. I just coined that word right there, fuck I'm brilliant. Chickato noodles are 2 minute noodles that have cooked chicken and tomatoes, hence Chickato. This uses two ingredients you probably have in your fridge.
 Ingredients
1. Chicken, preferably dead.
2. A fucking tomato. 

Watch how simple this shit is.
Step 1: Cook your noodles as usual. Preferably chicken flavored. If you don't know how to do this drop out and join the army.

Step2: Microwave that old chicken that you have in the fridge. Make sure that shit is hot, at least 90 seconds, germs and shit. If there's bone, de-bone it. Use as much as you want there's no limit.

Step3: Chop a tomato, if you don't have a knife around, just bite that mofo into smaller pieces. Again if you love tomato's, go crazy and put as much as you want.

Step 4: It's probably better to get rid of the water in the noodles, or if you're feeling adventurous keep it in there. Mix all your ingredients together and season with some pepper (Optional).

That's it bitches. It'll make those boring old noodles tastier and it'll fill you up well. 

 Estimated time: 5 minutes.

What the fuck is this shit?

This is a blog about noodles. Not the good kind of noodles you find at a Chinese take away place, rather the cheap ass mi-goreng, Ramen or 2 minute noodles. The type of noodles you motherfuckers survive on during exam periods. So the simple aim of this blog is to provide students, or the lazy, simple recipes to make those shitty noodles better using only shit you find in your fridge.

I also aim to use as much profanity as possible. Cunts.